This isn’t mentioned in my book - there was just too much other weirdness to fit in - but in 1990 Steven Seagal participated in a video called The Celebrity Guide To Wine.
In it, he and then-wife Kelly LeBrock open a bottle of wine in the most excruciatingly awkward way possible.
Enjoy. (Thanks to @Lawrence_Norton for the original link)
Ethel does the "cartoon about not having an idea for a cartoon" cartoon. You could make a book out of these things; everybody seems to have done at least one of 'em.
Ethel Hays, Ethel
May 6, 1927
I think the short sellers had it right with Game Stop. It’s a failing business. If you look closely at their actual business model it does not seem at all effective at stopping games.