Drunk Notes

Real life quotes from real life drunks

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Do you think that Ancient Romans ever thought that modern Romans are different #drunknotes

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Tell you what, Italians aren't Spanish #drunknotes

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Do not prickle my prickle with your prickle #drunknotes

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Drunk 1: its so hot in here
Drunk 2: open a letterbox then
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Drunk 1: ask me if I'm a tree.
Drunk 2: are you a tree?
Drunk 1: of course I'm not a fucking tree!
#drunknotes

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That's a lot of bass, I can feel it in my testicles #drunknotes

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I hurt my thumb- ho wait what's this? It's my shoulder #drunknotes

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What would you do if my hair moved south and became a beard? #drunknotes

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How does snapchat know what time it is in my bedroom? #drunknotes

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I'm going straight into the range, find the oldest pensioner and push her directly into the lampshade #drunknotes