david ellis

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@Tedchampagne @USMasters2020 We always knew youse skimmed off the top

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@Pmacgiollabhain A wee prick who’s finally getting called out.

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Happy Birthday Mcgumph

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I won a new video reward on the course New Bee Golf! #fairwaysolitaire http://t.co/kpJS4mlxxF

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@Tedchampagne @Mcgumph @JAM1099 @BenDaye off what?

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@Tedchampagne cos I thought I'd tune in and listen to lazy benefits takers gettin abuse but it turns out to be the opposite

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#bigbenefitsrow first stat we saw said over 60% thought the system wasnt fit for purpose. 90% of the audience seem to think it is !

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http://t.co/N1udfAiu When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts.

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http://t.co/OnaI3kPj I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.

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@kevinbridges86 haw mate stop slaggin dugs !

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Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective http://t.co/JPUyosGT

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@Tedchampagne he's about to

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What has @frankieboyle said this time ? fuckin knob, should stop mocking the afflicted and learn from real comedians like @kevinbridges86

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http://t.co/hGxHsEvz This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud.

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@Tedchampagne @davidgmfc @jack_parlabane @auldjimbo @colin__duncan is that the rooftop pool one we stayed in for villarreal game?

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@Tedchampagne playin long balls. Thats when Lennon needs to earn his wages and tell them to play the way the played in the 1st half

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@Tedchampagne u havin a laugh? Only reason crowd got on their back was because the whole team froze when they scored, panicked and started

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@Tedchampagne @evilkinnearvo
Browns passing yesterday was even worse than normal. Commons should've came on for him and played on the right.