Stefanie vanderburgh

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

this makes my heart melt. one year ago today, I was free.. I was independent once again. http://t.co/rLy95Em4xZ

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Shaving my legs is my least favorite part of being a female

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Bahaha look at this guy trying to make me jealous. No sir. Not today. Or any other day for that matter.

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Apparently my coworkers sing "bubble butt" behind my back hahaha

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

I will never buy a VW again.

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Who's awake?! Hmm

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Oh and let me say, none of my friends are at my house.

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Someone definitely came upstairs and took a shit in my bathroom. Wtf. Rude.

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

If only cigarettes could be delivered..

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

It's hard to relax after work when there is a fat party going on at your house.. #Vegas

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Quote of the night 'If I had some tits on my back with a dildo in my ass, I'd be okay with it'

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Man. I'm already hot in vegas and it's only 86 right now. The summer will be the death of me

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

@CccccoreyNW I live here now. Lemme know when you're in town!

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

@CccccoreyNW oh lol

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

@CccccoreyNW are you in vegas?

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Well vegas. You did it again. I'm getting drunk tonight!

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

Seriously. This guy's feet though. Wanna make me puke.

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

This dudes feet smell so bad. I can smell them from 6 feet away

[Stefanie vanderburgh @thedutch_ess]

There are just some people that shouldn't wear tight skirts.