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[Clint Tan @TheDyingTrees]

What are mothballs

[Kia™ Knightly @KiaKnightly]

Hey @jackunheard,

You're a fucking moron.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The “free speech app” when you report on Donald Trump’s corruption

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

[tippity @tippity]

i had the cops at my door over charlie kirk neck pussy tweet a week after

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

he’s actually disgusting

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[Quaz @Quazisdead]

- "Oi oi Frenchie. Homelander killed me wife, and took me bloody son"
- "Monsieur Butcher, Homelander has every right to defend himself, Ryan was promised to him 3000 years ago"

[Bushi🌺 @DreadBoyRoy]

What Japanese people think a black person will do to them if they as so much slightly offend them

[✨ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ✨ Shitposter Detective @TheDarkEnjoyer]

So, let me get this straight..

>Sykkuno's girlfriend finds out her partner of 5 years is a cheater
>devastated, but decides to handle it privately and work through the relationship behind the scenes
>enters Bao, Mal, and Mujin

>Bao knew about the infidelity for months
>instead of being a normal human and telling the victim directly, vague-tweet about "predators" to farm engagement and "omg tea?" replies
>act as the behind-the-scenes gossip ringleader to validate your own moral superiority

>Mal aggressively slides into a bigger creator's DMs
>find out he's a liar and a cheater
>instead of just blocking him and moving on, write a 40-page Google Doc thesis
>try to weaponize your "smaller creator" status to frame standard scummy cheating as some grand exploitative power dynamic

>Mujin sees a private relationship scandal
>smell the sweet, sweet scent of ad revenue and "The Sykkuno Files" clicks
>speedrun a highly-edited hit piece video throwing around "predator" labels to appease the algorithm
>don't even bother giving the ACTUAL victim a heads-up or asking for her consent
>force her trauma onto the public stage, completely removing her agency
>unfollow the accusers right after the drop to pretend you're an "objective journalist" and not a drama farmer
>read the girlfriend's actual statement
>she’s literally terrified, her reality is shattered, and her nightmare was "put on full display and used for profit"
>she explicitly says she wasn't given a choice or even checked on by the "saviors" involved
>these three tried to play the white-knight heroes protecting the community
>all they did was nuke an innocent woman's mental health for a week of relevance and community validation

Mujin, for the love of god, take down the damn video if you actually care about the real victim in this story...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

I think I read something about this in a book once

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> Netflix raised prices
> Disney+ raised prices
> HBO Max raised prices
> Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan
> YouTube Premium now $15.99/month
> Family plan hit $26.99
> Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming

We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway.
They didn't kill cable. They became it.

[Maddy Sperling @maddysperl]

Obsessed with this trend of people seeing how far they run inside the LA Scientology HQ

[Canta Per Me @MH_Canta]

Sitting in a train rn and I had to bury my face in my jacket to not burst out in laughter and draw any attention to myself bc I was preparing myself for the absolute worst and it still exceeded my expectations 💀

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[AARON 🔺🗃️ COMMS OPEN! @MEGAARN_]

the entire plot of the first iron man movie is him realizing his company was building weapons used for genocide and going rouge to stop it.

[Swoles World 🌍 @SwoleWorld]

This is actually why in Inglorious Bastards he gave them something they couldn’t take off.