Courtney Nemmers

I like doing things and stuff

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

@davidleavitt Are the toothbrush donations for you @davidleavitt ?

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

Never moving again. If I move again, I’m selling all my shit and getting new shit. I would rather be at the dentist for 8 hours than move. Seriously. Fuck moving.

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@DJCoach_G can you please play “Lemon” somehow?! Xoxo (creepily sitting at the bar watching you spin... 👽)

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@KimReynoldsIA do you even have anything to offer?? You love to cut public funding... so how exactly do you see this going or ending well? Put your beliefs aside for a moment (and stop forcing them on others) and be realistic...

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

@KimReynoldsIA do you even have anything to offer?? You love to cut public funding... so how exactly do you see this going or ending well? Put your beliefs aside for a moment (and stop forcing them on others) and be realistic...

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Okay, okay @KimReynoldsIA, maybe we shouldn’t expect you to foster/adopt all the babies. That’s extreme and I was kind of joking. BUT are you going to pay for all of the child care?!

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

Hey @KimReynoldsIA, thanks to you, these future children have underfunded public schools, contaminated water, and the shittiest mental health care to look forward to! YAY!

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Hey @KimReynoldsIA 🙋🏼‍♀️ Are you ready to foster/adopt some babies? Or are you just going to pray for them and hope everything turns out alright for them?

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

Hey @LoganPaul, he ain’t wrong! https://t.co/xKDxM1GMT6

[ZachTheAg @ZachTheAg]

Miserable irrelevant child Logan Paul repeatedly trying to come at established successful comedian Chris D’Elia is like a 6 year old kid who plays YMCA basketball talking trash to James Harden.

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FUCK YOU @KimReynoldsIA

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Just in case everyone was wondering when @Crocs were going to release a platform shoe... @BALENCIAGA beat them to it. For only $850, you can turn your ankle AND get sweaty feet. Unless of course you wear socks with them...💀

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Perfume commercials are so fucking extra and weird... MISS DIOR – The new Eau de Parfum https://t.co/YytHj7GHBr via @YouTube

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@DJCoach_G No. Lol.

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Purchasing my mother some socks with my face on them for her birthday/mother’s day. Way better than flowers.

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BET

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@DJCoach_G May I just invite myself now?

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Guys: imagine getting 8 haircuts back-to-back and not being able to shower for, oh, let’s say 10 hours. That’s my life. I think I chose the itchiest profession of them all. Good thing the pros outweigh the cons and I love what I do 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey guys it’s almost May do me a favor and don’t post that fucking Justin Timberlake meme thx.

[Courtney Nemmers @theeCPN]

@Apple PLEASE MAKE BETTER iPHONE CHARGERS! 😡

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🎧 Baby Says by @thekills on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/PW8klXIn1t