TheeDumpBitch™️

Chef. Comedian. #CBJ #GOCUBSGO #NYJETS #SupportLiveComedy

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Mr. Big 😭😭😭

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@midtownmiddies 😂😂😂

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How do I get 3 more hours of sleep in 1 ?

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Let’s fucking gooooo

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

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Guess you can get suspended from the NFL for drugs and still get inducted into hall of fames 😂😂😂😂🚮#exit32

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🔥😻

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is your favourite scene where someone smokes?

[Jon King @JonKingBadaBing]

When the first leaf falls

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You know what pisses me off?
Pools that close after Labor Day. Defund the HOA

[Natural Light @naturallight]

🍻 LABOR DAY GIVEAWAY! 🍻
Comment #NattyOvertime #sweepstakes and you could win a Natty Overtime Pack—a retro metal pail that holds a 25oz/12oz can combo for quitting time. Because hard work deserves Natty and a half! (Beer not included.) Winners will also receive a $20 gift card.

[ُ @grnte]

& for the lady, perhaps a gun.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Dolly Parton never bought a fucking yacht for $800 million or flew into space. She bought books for kids.

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@kennabaeee The topic was 90’s dog movies and AirBud won, of course, but you can’t sleep on Beethoven and Dolly Parton

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None of my coworker understand the importance of Beethoven 2nd and that Dolly song on the soundtrack. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Forever in our hearts ❤️💙

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@longliveleke @midtownmiddies Correction the Head Coach is adequate.

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@longliveleke @midtownmiddies Yes

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I still don’t know how my fat ass does it.

[gigi @Finulisreina]

"....so bury me beneath the willow
under the weeping willow tree..."