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CFC⚽️/ Tech Enthusiast 💉

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

God hasn’t blessed me with a Golf 7.5R yet cause he knows that I’d go thank him personally.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Financial struggles make you feel like you’re failing everyone you love

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

Lord put me in a Position where I don’t have to Beg, Borrow or Struggle

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

My sink is blocked. Nimeenda ku-unblock napatana na Ruto huko ndani 😭😭

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Trump asked Germany for help. They asked him what 5 plus 4 is. He said 9. The Germans said exactly.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

“Dear diary, day 74 of pretending to be a football coach… they still haven’t realised I’m actually Memphis Depay.” https://t.co/UMAzT6LZJZ

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Hiyo mchezo Ruto ameanza ya kusema Riggy G alikula mtoto wa shule na akaweka mimba will embolden the Mathira based tea master.Gachagua will now undress the son of Sarah like no man’s business,that’s what Gachagua is best in.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Juma @JmJuma1]

All Uhunye wanted us to do was to drink his milk. Huyu jamaa anataka anataka tuzaliwe kwa hosi yake, twende kwa nyumba zake, twende shule zake, tufanye kazi kwa kampuni zake, tulipiwe kwa bank yake, tuchungwe na goons wake, tukule mayai zake, tupate food poisoning twende kwa hosi yake tutumie insurance yake isigothrough tudedi tupelekwe mochari yake. We can't do another 5 years bruh.😫😫

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

HR gave this gen z guy a 30 day suspension coz he came in late 3 days consecutively. The gen z seized the opportunity and went on a vacation.The HR recalls him back after 10 days and he's refusing to come back saying he hasn't finished his suspension

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[YSL @kodakszzn]

@HoopsCrave

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best:

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

A blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximate 3 to 4 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind Johnson sakaja.

[Nero @_mokaya0]

Mnacomplain about poor drainage kwani you guys are not aware we have 60,000 seater stadium?

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Bad governance hucatch up na kila msee eventually. The same corporate niggas wenye walikua wanasema maandamano inainterrupt kazi zao saa hii sewage imewafika kwa kiuno like the sewer rats that they are

[Julian @Asghoull]

some niggas not great tweeters but got the best retweets u gotta know ur role fr