thee table

How I ain't bring nothin' to the table when I'm Thee Table ?

[thee table @thee_table]

Love a polite yango :)

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

fork found in kitchen

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*
“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”
- the medical community -

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

I've been menstruating for years and to this day I still don't know whether to place the pad lower or higher

[Divya @MasalaMoodz]

After being raped for 23 days she formed a gang and killed 22 of her rapists 🙌👑

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemons

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.

[Princess Peach @ChellMulenga]

Spent K75 on some hungry lion. No blesser , No parents , No handouts.
Girl child it is possible #SmallgirlbigGod

[thee table @thee_table]

Every other yango I enter, Jason Derulo is playing on the radio. Stanbic is working overtime 😬

[ncomeka @mjwarancomeka]

Like a dry sponge, ready to absorb all the knowledge I can attain 🥹

[Xaffy @Xaffy11]

@Wyd_eshuu One day you’re actively replying to group chats, making dinner plans and living a whole life and the next, you’re just a memory. The transition is too sudden for the human mind to fully process.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jessie J reveals she is now cancer-free.

[Jason 💸 @jayyd4L]

TIME FLIES.

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[Ms.Lungu. @VanessaMbawemi6]

A BAddie🥂👩‍🎓

[A Wholesome Princess 🤍✨ @__princess_tee]

Yes, each stretch represents a baby so if she has 200, that means she aborted 200 babies. Hope that helps 💗

[thee table @thee_table]

Okay but why did the girls convince me to wear heels 😭