𝐕𝐄𝐂𝐇⚡️| certified hustler

𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓|Entrepreneur|CAC registration agent|Nutritionist |Virtual Assistant

[𝐕𝐄𝐂𝐇⚡️| certified hustler @thee_vech]

the year I make peace with myself.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[thuli tia @itsssthulsss]

i’ve got an irrational fear of a snake coming up the toilet and biting my coochie 😭

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!

[𝐕𝐄𝐂𝐇⚡️| certified hustler @thee_vech]

@yxyiagain 🤣

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

No amount of love will make me marry a man whose mother hates me.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

If no be packaging you no go believe, the kind hand wey meet me this year

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Put yourself first"
so where I wan keep my brother?

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

But 20 Million Naira debt na life changing gbese

[Abijawara Ore Saamu Adedoyin @Hrefna001]

Sometimes I spend money like who no plan wake the next day

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

girlhood

[𝐕𝐄𝐂𝐇⚡️| certified hustler @thee_vech]

@Ujfranc @Davidjnr_A ..

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

“ Na man nature to cheat but if woman cheat back she be Ashewo”

Delusional Nigerian men ways of thinking.

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

If I could go back to the day I met him, I’d just stay home😭😭😭😭

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

Even if it's by mistake never raise your voice at me.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

All I want this year is a fit body and a calm nervous system.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

The internet has blurred the line between proximity and equivalence. Being able to reach someone doesn’t make you their peer.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Girls who leave a scent trail everywhere they go… what’s the routine? 😭
Are we layering? Reapplying? Carrying perfume in our bags? I need answers because my perfume disappears in 30 minutes.