TheeAsylumComic

They/Them :D

[TheeAsylumComic @TheeAsylumComic]

Welp, I'm out. See ya!

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

what's he hiding

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Why waste time looking for signs of intelligence on other planets when we have enough trouble finding signs of intelligence in the Republican Party?

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

As bad as Trump is, his voters are worse. They're willing to put a torch to democracy to get their version of America. They want hatred & bigotry in this country, and they view us as enemies, not fellow citizens. They're the ones who will be taking away our rights - not Trump.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trump was just charged with more felonies, for ordering staff to delete security cam footage where the stolen docs were.

Because he stole the docs.

That’s the only reason he’d want security cam footage deleted.

Trump is guilty as hell.

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Someone willing to flood a server room to destroy evidence would be willing to shove his ex-wife down the stairs so he can hide evidence in her coffin and bury her at his golf course.

[TheeAsylumComic @TheeAsylumComic]

@thetayavalkyrie What?! You've been my favorite since you joined! 💛

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

1 bedroom apartment in LA is roughly $2100
+
Gas/electric/water, car pymnt, auto ins, medical ins, food, gas 4car, student loans, WiFi,cell phone.

$17/hr-take home $2249/month after taxes.

Pls explain to me like I’m 5yrs old how ppl are suppose to afford to live.

Now do 2028.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I’m disappointed, but not surprised, that my amendment to cut military spending by 10% received only 11 votes.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Health insurance companies are middle men between you and your doctor.

Health insurance executives buy yachts and vacation homes with the money of cancer patients.

It’s time for universal single-payer, free-at-the-point-of-service healthcare.

[Rev. SisterScáthach of Dún Scáith🤘🏼 @Urtoez75_2]

If you EVER hear a parent say “my Child won’t speak to me” “they cut all ties to me” or “they cut me off”

I really hope you’re intelligent and bold enough to look them in the eyes and ask “Why would your child voluntarily orphan themselves? Why did they find whatever you did so profound that they’ve chosen to keep you out of your grand children’s lives? Why have your child(ren) dethroned you from quite arguably one of the most irreplaceable positions you could EVER hold in their life? What did you do to fail so fantastically at the one job that holds the most significance in another human beings life? What made them choose that they would rather live on this earth without you than to deal with one more minute of your utter emotional immaturity? What did YOU do to THEM to cause them to cut you off?”

Because if I can promise you anything, a child doesn’t abandon their parent(s) without good reason. A child doesn’t abandon their parent first.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, Trump tried to destroy the evidence of his crimes.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Trump be like "I deleted the security footage so they couldn't see how innocent I was"

[Catherine (My Dad was cooler than yours) @slutriarch]

I love muting men and just watching them meltdown in my mentions on my own terms.

Unbothered 😘✌🏻

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

A VICTORY??????????

THE. F*CKING. PLANET. IS. ON. FIRE.

Biden is a catastrophe, and every single one of his defenders needs to do some serious soul searching.

The Mountain Valley Pipeline's annual emissions have been estimated to equal 19 million cars.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Remember when Elon Musk banned a bunch of journalists for reporting publicly available FAA info about his jet? According to him that’s bad, but posting child exploitation pics is ok, apparently

[Hafsa Qureshi @MsHafsaQureshi]

You're still queer even if you:

- Don't drink
- Don't like clubbing
- Are not interested in casual sex
- Don't dress in rainbows 24/7
- Are religious or spiritual

No admonishment of those that do enjoy these things, but queer folk are all different!