it’s Brandon, bitch

Ethical Slut | CONTINUE YOUR RESILIENCE.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

This is for you reading my tweets but not following me:

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

every time I open my Instagram a new ootnz in DC pops up 😂

I cannot miss my flight for this graduation Saturday

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Someone tell me to go do an evening cardio session

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@relleretro 😂😂

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@marrtothemaxxx 🔥🔥🔥

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

17 years in nonprofit with an .org email address. I am struggling to type .com 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤🤤

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

My sister: I have an extra ticket for the graduation if you wanna bring Nehemiah.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

IG saw it first.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@ThereGoTerry Happy Birthday! 💫

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

CONTINUE YOUR RESILIENCE.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@OhWho_OhLu Ima have to pull up.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Do DJs know I have a DJ fetish? I just remembered that one non-existent crush KISSED me Sunday night

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@therulah I had 200 things to do and wanted them done by 4pm ET

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Why I took a full adderall today 😵‍💫

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

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[jaykaygee. @The94JG]

I told myself I was going to have a ball and dick this summer before I start school again, and that’s exactly what I will be doing. Thank you!

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

@OhWho_OhLu Day party 👀

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Being forced to pick up a company car on day two without a parking garage in DC sounds like ticket, tow and boot. 😩😩😩

I’m about to drive one of these cars to upper Marlboro

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Hell I actually need policies on all my best friends before they turn 40.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

Ain’t no way I’m dating someone long term and not adding a life insurance policy.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

CONTINUE YOUR RESILIENCE.

[it’s Brandon, bitch @theebanthony]

I might have gone a little too hard with the 3 🌰🌰🌰 before 1pm yesterday.