The Ebensbird

you're not bitchin' unless you're a bird

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

THE HIGHLY DEMANDED EBENSBIRD II HAS ARRIVED
https://t.co/BbSXlN0JxY

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

ebensbird 3

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

EBENSBIRD 3 SOON TO COME

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@sister_matt fucking pussy hitler mustache

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

forget about your boyfriend and meet mr. aziz at the hotel room

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

another fun fact: although the original ebensbird film garnered widespread critical acclaim, its successor “THE EBENSBIRD II” received mixed reviews

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@zelenskijacob dec 1st

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@sister_matt no i’m tryna eat some grub bitch bird up

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@sister_matt is literally gayer than a snake

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

fun fact: the ebensburd I made an estimated $739.2 million at the box office in 2017

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

nvm it was recovered thanks to the cinematographer of ebensbird I #birdup

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

thanks to central cambria shutting down my email account, the script to the ebensbird 3 is gone forever.
#goodbyeworld

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

The Ebensbird II (2016)

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@KKutchman almost the one year anniversary. will the ebensbird 3 ever come out?

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

happy birthday to a slave of randy who lived to tell the tale. watch out for the tapwater it’s a GAY BOMB BABY
@collinSeymour

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

@sister_matt bitch

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

wtf is my mom thinking 🤔😒

[Punisher @sister_matt]

Happy bday bro. Tryna get punished ? @LukeLukeb913

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

might ask @MrAzizPizza to homecoming 😬

[Punisher @sister_matt]

Punisher goes to hoco! @HaywardMcKenna

[The Ebensbird @theebensburger]

just snapped @MrAzizPizza to tell him that I was having diarrhea and it turned out he was having diarrhea too! #bromance #birdmance