Roggie

[Roggie @theebruv]

@WarriorRapid needs some investment

[Roggie @theebruv]

kenyans like shiny objects. sad.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

State shares design renders of what JKIA will look like after the airport is upgraded
📸Courtesy

[Roggie @theebruv]

AMAAAAAAD!

[Roggie @theebruv]

Try this:

“Hey Grok, what’s a fun fact about Arsenal when it comes to winning the Champions League?”

Thank you!

[Roggie @theebruv]

@StanleyMasinde_ @Kar3ytess @ShaniaWagema Sema Kumbe Kumbe

[Roggie @theebruv]

@windscribecom @r4nk0X @gnukeith this is nuts

[Roggie @theebruv]

@dataguru_global @gregorytechKE what are you saying?

[Roggie @theebruv]

some say it’s climate

others say cloud seeding

either way

the rain falls
the harvest fails
the contracts print
the votes follow

[Roggie @theebruv]

weather disruptions + election cycles = the perfect setup

first the grain belt gets hit with strange rain patterns right before planting
fields stay waterlogged
planting delays
yields drop months later

suddenly there’s a “national food shortage”

[Roggie @theebruv]

politicians shaking hands
“helping the people”

and when stomachs are empty
a bag of maize suddenly looks a lot like a vote

legend has it you don’t need to control the election

you just need to control the harvest

and if the clouds cooperate… even better

[Roggie @theebruv]

@TendaiNoele Kula vile unataka

[Roggie @theebruv]

@UTDKori @manuukenya nobody is taking a loan deal to the championship mate 😂

[Roggie @theebruv]

always put on your shorts after handling your business, gents.

it’s not safe out here.

[Roggie @theebruv]

@StanleyMasinde_ Survive

[Roggie @theebruv]

@Kalasinga_ and holding the revs up for some cars.

[Roggie @theebruv]

delicious

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

when your team wins the early kickoff so you can hate watch on the weekend peacefully >>>

[Roggie @theebruv]

woke up at 7 am to watch carrick's manchester united's red army smash it. job done. now back to sleep like a champion. ggmu!

[Roggie @theebruv]

when your academy graduate gets an offer from the saudi league and there’s nothing you can do about it.