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@FoodPornPhotos Umm you’d be a fool not to

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my bf has unknowingly mined $16,000 in bitcoin but doesn’t know how to get it lmao

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If I was Terry Fox, I would have wanted them to use a non-sweaty portrait for the $5 bill tbh #justiceforTerry

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@jmostyncomedy Yea but did you send them a rose yet?

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ever have a poop and think ‘yup, that’s the tail end of that questionable Philly cheesesteak’

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my bf wasn’t talking to me after a fight so I mentioned The Deftones and he’s been going on for 20 minutes ☺️

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@ohhanxiety Honestly not well my boyfriend hates me and I need two therapists and sometimes a bath works

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how can we forgive them for taking away menthols then allowing juicy baby grape pop soda splash squeeze nicotine juuls?

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@lucawya Women. buh-du-bum

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Pantone announced beige is the colour of the year and y’all are trying to tell me this isn’t an economic depression

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a tree’s mass is derived mostly from the atmosphere. the mind wanders.

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Is this what it feels like to be a man?

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a fun thing about a hormonal IUD that stops your flow is that you will know you have your period from just the diarrhea and homicidal rage

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back on my bullshit (filling in my eyebrows again)

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@jzux smart.

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is papa johns good pizza?

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last night at 2 AM my bf schooled me on which whales have baleen, versus teeth, versus filter pads and he was right across the board - domestic bliss

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googling “how to tell my boyfriend his wrapping paper choices are hideous without sounding like a bitch”

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@Tjeerd001 Yes. We need scribes or we won’t have copies of the bible.

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@othingstodo_com we roamed well into the mid 90s can confirm