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probably overdressed. definitely ordering dessert.

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i’m just gonna sit here and look pretty

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💳

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i know 💋

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yuhhhhh

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my biggest fears are a man that does midnight runs on holidays & a man that wears jeans to a wedding

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bartender: “welcome back guys! good to see you!” *walks away to get us water*

friend 1: “i wonder which one of us he remembered”

*bartender comes back & smiles at me* “let me guess, extra dirty gin martini, no vermouth”

me: 😦 “y-yes…”

friend 2: “i guess we have our answer”

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i went to brunch today & the bartender asked my friend if i have a sugar daddy bc “people who are that beautiful always have sugar daddies”.

BITCH I’M SELF MADE.

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i was on the strictest diet for literally 5 months leading up to halloween & i need to get back to it bc if there’s one thing im gonna do, it’s keep this revenge body / sculpt it even more

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and if he won’t, 100 other men will.

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if he wanted to, he would

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hope you won’t regret me, hope you’ll still think fondly ♡

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a member at my pilates studio told me she saw my tik tok of my halloween costume and that i belong on vogue.

please don’t talk to me unless it’s with this same energy.

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exactly what you prayed for 🙏🏼🪽🤍

https://t.co/kycQdUrx58

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@_kqwXO THANK YOU !!!! 🪽🤍

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the angel of your dreams 🪽 #Halloween

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i want everyone to know right now that i’m gonna win Halloween this year…..again

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took a pilates class this morning & this girl said “you look like you know fashion. can i ask your opinion on something?”

& i’m still so confused … like … HOW did you know that from looking at me in a tracksuit ?!

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the thing about me is i don’t sweat, i don’t cry & i’m wayyyyyyy too pretty for you

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this Barbie is a chef

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i leave to Montreal on Monday & i just ran out of my fav sunscreen 🙃

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i really sleep like this lmfao