Thee Church Lady

This is Thee Church Lady. I have my eye on you and your tweets. Making sure you are not doing things caused by....ummm, could it be satan? (Parody account)

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant, Michele Carpino, who is known for posting Anti-Trump garbage, decided to post “We need better assassins” after the WHCD failed attempt.

I wouldn’t want to be on a @SouthwestAir flight with her…… would you?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That is literally their plan

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Color me Shocked..

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Years ago after my movie let there be light was released, Netflix called me into their studios in Los Angeles to have a meeting.

I distinctly remember sitting down with the executives and discussing the possibility of having my faith-based movies on their platform.

I’ll never forget the last thing they said to me before the meeting ended.

“We understand that there’s an audience for this kind of content, but we don’t understand why.”

These people do not have your best interest at heart.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

This Middle Ages bullshit is a cancer on the planet👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Truth

[Dean Cain @RealDeanCain]

🤣 This dude is insane!

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

For the Umpteenth time ….. Islam does not belong in America.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally true

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This happened last month, but you probably never saw any press about it

[Reza Chowdhury @RezaC1]

@SenGillibrand Is Mamdani not closely aligned with the internet celebrity who explicitly stated that America deserved 9/11?

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Fuck off, Kirsten.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

All we needed was a new President.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Brother humper (l.), anything chugger(r.)

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.”

“Well, AI is coming for the coders.”

“It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.”

“In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need 500,000 electricians in the next couple of years—not hyperbole.”

“The BlueForge Alliance, who oversees our maritime industrial base—that’s 15,000 individual companies who are collectively charged with building and delivering nuclear-powered subs to the Navy … calls and says, we’re having a hell of a time finding tradespeople. Can you help?”

“I said, I don’t know, man … how many do you need? He says, 140,000.”

“These are our submarines. Things go hypersonic, a little sideways with China, Taiwan, our aircraft carriers are no longer the point of the spear. They’re vulnerable.”

“Our submarines matter, and these guys have a pinch point because they can’t find welders and electricians to get them built.”

“The automotive industry needs 80,000 collision repair and technicians.”

“Energy, I don’t even know what the number is, I hear 300,000, I hear 500,000.”

“There is a clear and present freakout going on right now. I’ve heard from six governors in the last six months. I’ve heard from the heads of major companies.”

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

His way of bonding with black ppl is to tell them how stupid he is & that he can’t read.

This means my first read on him was correct. He’s been handed so many things & put in high positions he never earned or deserved.

Do you wanna know the craziest part of this footage that will haunt him forever? He’s literally slowing his speech down & talking in a sporadic cadence.

He’s not just TELLING them that they’re all probably stupid & probably can’t read, he’s LITERALLY SLOW-ING-DOWN-HIS-SPEECH to make them understand the words that are coming out of his mouth!!!! As if they’re children!!!! That means he REALLY BELIEVES they’re slow. He’s not just saying it—he didn’t misspeak!!!! He BELIEVES it!!!!

Do ya love it?!?!!
Do ya just love it, black ppl?!????

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Wow! What an incredible view of the Golden Goal! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ashley (TeamTrump47) @TeamTrump47]

Do Mexican cartels have a special flag?

If so, be prepared for Democrats to start adding it to them bios.

You think I’m kidding…

[♥️🇺🇸 𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓪 🇮🇹♥️ @CB618444]

Donald J Trump is the coolest President we’ve ever had & its not even close 🇺🇸

Here he is congratulating the USA Men’s hockey team & inviting them to the State Of The Union. Even a blizzard won’t stop him from getting them there. He told them he’s inviting the women’s hockey team too.

They’ll never be another Trump 🇺🇸 It feels so good to be an American ♥️