𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏

Observations, opinions, sarcasm, & poor attempts at humor.
Entertaining, inspirational, sometimes just plain weird.
Double doctorate: UTwit & Northworst Sem.

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

You can't handle the Peeves!

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@ThomasDierson, you'd have "fun" over there.

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Do you want to get frustrated? Follow the Pastor to the Pastors group on Facebook. Oh, boy.

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Make Measles Great Again was a terrible slogan for RFK Jr.

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I learned something new today: the mark of the beast is gathering for worship on Sunday, rather than on Saturday. Sigh.

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@ThomasDierson @mcdowellformo I'd be happy if we got back to teaching the Bible in church. And besides, I wouldn't want just anybody teaching the Bible to children.

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@SHANKS_CUBE @LePapillonBlu2 And that's no easy task.

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

People often picture Satan as a red creature with horns and a tail. I think he looks more like Stephen Miller.

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

Subtle.

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Regardless of your political leaning, this picture from Kansas is quite is quite clever.

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

. . . As the prophecy foretold.

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@ChrchCurmudgeon I do when "they" win. (Whoever "they" are.)

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

Rules and regulations, dos and don'ts, laws and legislation do not and cannot make a nation "Christian."

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

Some seem to look for reasons to doubt; I look for reasons to believe. We tend to find what we are looking for.

[𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏 @ParsonPeeves]

@LloydLegalist They have a preference for dogwoods.

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We tell people to vote Christian values, and when they do, we tell them those are the wrong Christian values to vote for. We are very selective when choosing Christian values.

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Maybe, just maybe, it is God's will for things like our elections to be left in the hands of the people casting votes. If that would be the case, God's will was done.

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All across the country, there are people who prayed for God's will to be done in the election. Today they are cursing and complaining that their own will wasn't done.

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Donald John Trump WAS, in fact, on the ballot.

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Bank Teller - "I'm sorry, Sir, but your bank account is overdrawn "

Me - "Well, so are your eyebrows, but you don't see me making an issue of it."

Bank Teller - "SECURITY!"

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On this date 30 years ago, one of the most beautiful singing voices left this world - Eva Cassidy.