Pastor of My Domain

Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@ParsonPeeves The sign on my church says:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@MoreTwitty My lawyer said that he lost my suit

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@ChristiansSTDT But Romans 2:1 says that people who judge them do the same things

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@jjason6984 @magachrchpastr They aren't pastors, so anything's ok for them

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@RuxpinTheo @magachrchpastr Not sure if that's worse

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@Allwoke1Annie @acoyne And will inevitably call the loan

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble And he was 100% supportive of Trans Fats rights because Michelle Obama was against it.

Now he rightly opposes Trans Fats because woke and MAHA (but Michelle Obama was still wrong).

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@PearSpheroid @ThomasDierson He doesn’t just get a pass but is hailed as God’s chosen one

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir @funeralinsider

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@magachrchpastr @DennisC2710385 @edbebout693

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@magachrchpastr Certainly no other president has ever taken a cognitive test, much less “aced it”

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@RepJackKimble Is it not Treason or to defy the President?

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@pbea He is truly an angel of light!

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@DimitrisSoudas Forget all that.

Separatist leaders are only interested in selling out to the US.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@bobbygenebussel He’s the real deal and he is my personal mentor in the finer aspects of the business

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@Nofgivenatall Separatist leaders are selling out Alberta to the US and have admitted to it.

The US federal government will assume control over all resources and leave Alberta is poverty.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@atrupar @FrancisWegner

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@HawkEmDownChris

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@GaryPetersonUSA What??

I thought he was 215lbs as his booking sheet at the Fulton County jail so clearly states.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@DavidAFrench What if it’s a job requirement?