Pastor of My Domain

Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@ParsonPeeves The sign on my church says:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@atlanticesque Drinking good espresso is definitely not performative.

I drink it alone almost always.

Most coffee shops have nasty espresso blends.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@USRob1836 @wyantarturo16 @danimac67 What unfair trade practices?

Canada never said they were bringing in 1.5 million Indians. To replace Canadian workers.

There are several AI platforms to fact check the internet memes you consume.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@jp73ampat @MarcoFoster_ @jasonselvig @TheGoodLiars You described our current administration…

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@ClydeDoSomethin They should move to that non-woke village outside Moscow where they can enjoy a unique level of freedom.

And no outdoor plumbing.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@david_parker Bad for you. Most Canadians don’t steal voters lists.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@TSHowell @acoyne My respect for the APP just went up to slightly more than zero.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@thescottbarber Hegseth adds DESTRUCTIVITY to his new Department of War lexicon.

WAR
LETHALITY
WARFIGHTER
MERITOCRACY
DESTRUCTIVITY

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@thescottbarber They thought so.

Best neighbourhood evangelism tool in the kit.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@thechurchsplit That’s why I support Trump, Hegseth and RFK jr. they can have any women they want and make regular wife upgrades.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@magachrchpastr Too bad the Doublemint Twins don’t do therapy anymore.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@CarmenMannella @magachrchpastr @TonyFis98689085 He is very observant

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@david_parker You were literally in the thick of US interference in Alberta, Mr 10xVotes

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@mrsabrabbit The RCMP should arrest Donald Trump

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@zdebb @magachrchpastr Leftover parts?

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@JeffreyRWRath You aren't getting your payout for selling Alberta.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@USRob1836 @wyantarturo16 @danimac67 Despite the fact that you are repeating standard online misinformation, you failed to explain to me how Canada ripped off the USA?

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@USRob1836 @wyantarturo16 @danimac67 Please explain. I’m keen to learn.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

@USRob1836 @wyantarturo16 @danimac67 Ripping you off? Seriously?
You don’t even know what you are blithering on about.

[Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher]

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