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Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner

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If you're not cynical, you're just not paying attention. #RPWordsOfWisdom

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@Youthguy07 Who let the the dogs out?
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown

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@Youthguy07 Tuesday's Gone

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@Youthguy07 Who Knows where the Time Goes?

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@ohhanxiety My opinion is that people should marry/date/love who they want, as long as both are consenting adults.

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@Matt_Pinner You never really buy alcohol anyway. You just rent it.

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@mrmikeMTL Yes.

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@Matt_Pinner Titanic!

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@TheresaArueyin1 No, because I worship God, not the Bible.

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@Matt_Pinner Stay away from the MRI machine?

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@RichardAngwin I've seen your face before ...
But I don't know if you know who I am.

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@BellaBaddie__ Fried chicken

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@Matt_Pinner Make his room into a place where you can practice your hobbies?

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@Cliffzanerd @lady_valor_07 Oh Bunjeeezus!

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@VinnysCorner1 True. 5 times. (Really six times, but Umps).

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@oelma__ You STFU! That's how.

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@Youthguy07 Funny, my bookish nickname is Data Mining!

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@lady_valor_07 Respect your elders!

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@oelma__ How is someone in a marriage "helping" with chores? Don't the chores belong to both of them?

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@DougWahl1 This is absolutely true! But then again, if you voted for Trump you shouldn't receive it, either.