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Featuring over 1,000 Abridged Scripts for movies. Like Cliff's Notes, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

Sadly, Twitter is shutting down access to tools like Zapier which is what we use to post site updates here.

It's hard to know how much we'll be able to maintain our presence in light of this, but if you want you can follow us over on Mastodon:

https://t.co/wBESweoqNp

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

Paid bluechecks get your calls for boycotts and threats of violence ready because The Editing Room is celebrating #PrideMonth with a bunch of abridged scripts for LGBTQ-themed movies!

https://t.co/GmFWEpSSv8

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We got no troubles, The Editing Room has a double helping of #TheLittleMermaid this week!

Check out the Abridged Script for the 1989 original today & the 2023 live action remake on Thursday, where a bunch of your favorite stuff is cut for some reason!

https://t.co/mMZD2x8Kjn

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Wishing @theJamieMcGuire all the best on the 12th anniversary of her novel's publication! Beautiful Disaster is abridged! #BeautifulDisaster https://t.co/TM80rVOIxx

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The Editing Room turns 25 today and we're celebrating by abridging whatever people tell us to.

https://t.co/AcofTQCpZR

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

Turns out Keanu didn't murder QUITE every last bad guy on Earth in the first three movies. "John Wick: Chapter 4" is abridged! #Movies #JohnWickChapter4 #JohnWick https://t.co/C1rjJK5G2I

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

If you eliminate the impossible, then whatever remains, no matter how implausible, and silly, and badly-plotted, must be this movie. Enola Holmes 2 is abridged! #EnolaHolmes2

https://t.co/xpLK0TL3ZR

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

What better way to honor the silent era, than with the loudest movie ever made? Babylon is abridged! #Babylon

https://t.co/O8vBDqoOcz

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

Pass the Bechdel Test this #InternationalWomensDay by catching up on some movies about women, abridged by women, linked in this tweet written by a man.

https://t.co/Zz29PM0P8G

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The wait may have felt long, but that's nothing compared to the movie itself. Avatar: The Way of Water is abridged! #AvatarTheWayofWater

https://t.co/5q23sL92Aw

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It's the best "add a noun each time" threequel since Alien vs. Predator: Requiem! "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania" is abridged: #AntManandTheWaspQuantumania

https://t.co/DUJnFu6Eaf

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What if the script for "Chernobyl" were 10x shorter and 100x more honest? #Chernobyl

https://t.co/rMB1K1Csux

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For the 25th Anniversary of the site, we're taking regrets!

REQUESTS! Fucking voice recognition. Anyway, vote on which movies you'd like to see abridged here:

https://t.co/l0O6OpsE83

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It just wouldn't be #ValentinesDay at The Editing Room if Jess M. didn't once again set fire to the tears of @NicholasSparks fans. The Best of Me is abridged! #TheBestofMe

https://t.co/5ld2Twg55W

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Just wait for the sequel where she teams up with H4RRY! "M3GAN" is abridged: #M3GAN

https://t.co/LKxmbWy7Uj

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Maybe next movie, Benoit Blanc can solve a whimsical murder case during the January 6th Capitol riots! "Glass Onion" is abridged: #GlassOnionAKnivesOutMystery

https://t.co/MVe1wTqVw1

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Ho Ho Horrible! Celebrate the holiday with our collection of abridged scripts crapping on all your cherished Christmas classics! https://t.co/n0CsU2c6KG

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

We suffer for you people. Consider that the gift that keeps on giving. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is abridged! #KirkCameronsSavingChristmas

https://t.co/QPxyB3XrYZ

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Looking forward to the annual arguments over whether this is REALLY a Die Hard movie. "Violent Night" is abridged: #ViolentNight

https://t.co/RRw03vnrPI

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @theeditingroom]

We give this movie two thumbs off! "The Banshees of Inisherin" is abridged: #TheBansheesofInisherin

https://t.co/vaBjkpd1NO