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I’m not crazy. I’m not Florida Man.

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Rich people do wild things like name their child ‘Jermajesty’

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@SinnamonKissed Not at all, especially if you have the conversation with them.

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Mfs really avoid exercise and strength training like osteoporosis doesn’t exist.

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Learn the power of doing absolutely nothing when your senses and cortisol levels are tricking you into doing the fucking most.

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Charlie found the last golden ticket and after 20 years, Grandpa Joe was like “you know what, I’m able-bodied after all. I can get out of this bed” but couldn’t get outta bed to help his fucking daughter with the bills. Men ain’t shit.

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@SinnamonKissed EXACTLY

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Sometimes… ever so often… I still think about going into politics……

Then I remember I want to be on a yacht perpetually after the age of 51.

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Sad but true

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

*Something remotely math related is mentioned around lawyers*
Nobody:
Not a person:
Not a single person:
“Well I went to law school, not…..math school!” - a lawyer
All of the lawyers:

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I’ll be like “Respectfully…” and then say the most disrespectful shit.

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Vacation healed me.

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Just cussed one of my coworkers out and then he apologized to me for what made me cuss him out. I AM BLACK HISTORY.

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Stop playing stupid games and being mad when you get rewarded with stupid prizes.

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When it comes to your career, you have to be unrelenting in advocating for yourself and your worth. But that absolutely has to be paralleled with your ability to independently work on your growth, capabilities and proficiency in your craft.

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My mom is one of those people that just falls asleep right away and it makes sense after the nap times I spent crawling over her and opening her eye lids when she had to work double shifts when I was a toddler.

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**unless of course, they were abusive in some form or fashion. But if they just weren’t that great, but still provided, get tf on somewhere.

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Can’t be in your 30s or even late 20s still harping on the shit your parents did**. Grow up, cuss them out if you have to, but stop the wallowing.

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I HATE my baby daddy.

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@SinnamonKissed Shit not making sense!

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Tua don’t care about his life