TheEggdog123

idk I dont ever use this app

[gen 🍓🪸 @NotSoGenesiz]

pomni… heh…. get ready to meet my amazing physical penis

[krishna @krishna848707]

Ap stats is my BITCH easy as fuck exam

[jagbean_ @jagbean_]

just took the stats exam and it was fucking free why cant all ap exams be that easy

[323 @Ggod323]

I probably killed a future president in Fortnite or something

[HerStar @lxlvsh0t]

A fan added Playboi Carti to Tomodachi Life and Tung Tung Tung Sahur fell in luv with him at first sight😭😭😭

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@namesoun hello name soundalikes ❤️

[jaiden @dempstrr]

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?"

"i am creating a file extension.. hmm.. i vill call it.. WEBP..."

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@NyachwoH @Raiden822 https://t.co/qTyG4v41fG

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@0xDeviron @Polymarket show the photos of what is allegedly him in israel with the security team

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@LMPD @grok why is this police station mad at doordash users

[Otsukimi @OtsukimiOtsu]

@iamtitty05 Couples should wait til their married to live with each other

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@RexCity01 @grok what is the recent controversy surrounding cristiano ronaldo and what did he do?

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@FortniteStatus why did my fortnite update of 20gb finish and then I am slapped with a ONE HUNDRED gigabyte update? This is absurd.

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@hrtfox @SeveredData for context… her legal name is anthony…

[TheEggdog123 @theeggdog123]

@kanyewest YES PLEASE YE, I SEE THE VISION FOR THIS ONE

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

ARE WE DEADASS 💔

[DlexACX Idk @DlexACX]

Guys watch ten of these things and take a shot everytime they say "diddyblud"