goop master

me when i’m making goop

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@ZofranMayor disgraceful mamdani i expected better from u

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

my roommate is going her nails and i think the acetone is getting to my head and making me believe everything might actually be okay

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@ZofranMayor yes why are you enjoying alice being in chains???

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

early bird gets the worm but my apple keeps making my alarms silent

[cinnamon @sienna14141]

can we delete twitter views i dont need to see how many people ignored me

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

the love of your life is either the stripper or posting on twitter w zero followers (me)

[blaze @blazing_rook]

How it feels to tweet as a small account

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

seeing you brings me to a boil

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@_nadiawadia and you know what open pig pussy smells like how?

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@dand0ri this is trumps economy 😞

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@no1lastss4ever butt

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

sometimes i think im funny and then i open twitter

[ྐ❤︎ @cynnrr]

smokin that shit that makes you keep tweeting with 0 likes

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

over my head by the fray fills me with a deep love for fedoras and 25 dollar burgers

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

dee dee mega doo doo ass too

[jiji @wallsofJer1cho]

every man who makes “hyperpop” will fall
glaive is ass
ericdoa is dead
Juno
quadeca is the devil
brakence is his apostle

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@zombtard how do u feel abt twitter goop?

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

@tattedjugs nicotine addiction leads me to unspeakable things

[goop master @theegoopmaster]

“wait moot me” how about you goop me. ever thought of that??