Loose Tomato

His manner is tough and crude but his soul is kindly and generous and laughing

[Loose Tomato @theehalfhand]

My Best Friends— the greatest thinkers of our time!

[red schuy at night, sailor’s delight @pacific_zephyr]

broke: calling all urban rail “light rail”
woke: calling all urban transit BART

[leah @leahflix]

when your opp in the show lowk your girl dad

[la criatura 🐗 @diplobrocus]

trying to think of the funniest book cover i could possibly redesign in the new romance corporate style that hasn't already been done. these are both so good.

[Crusader Chris @CrusaderChris89]

Never kill yourself

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

the one juror on the kirk trial who's gonna convince the other jurors that israel did it

[julia @eathedocument]

at the end of the day we get to continue being mexican and they still have to be english. we will always emerge as the victors.

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

Hey guys this pride when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include Mexico in that as well? The girls the gays and Mexico if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[cyrus // adam @cyrussoup]

@fujobritta @transgreghouse being on "tumblr screenshots" pinterest 2016-2019 ages you

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

It's so special to me that Mcdavid cannot fully commit to the masculine Sports Man image. His internal monologue is like... Perfect... Everyone can tell that I am a Professional Athlete with my backwards hat.... Now where is my Sauvignon Blanc....

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Most likely a penis.

Men often hide the penis because of stigma.

But there is more, often balls and a but.

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

Going to Antarctica for sex tourism (Fucking the Things from The Thing (1982))

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

he’s just always saying some shit

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

@clernck So you were in charge…. I was on Street Team Delta. July 12th, 2004. You sent us into a slaughter

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

If there’s something wrong with the fag then there’s something wrong with the hag