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[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

@ShitpostRock SW Knights of The Old Republic

[Leonhart @LeonhartYT]

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[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions.

The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

Nothing suspicious about that lol

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Ellen DeGeneres moved out of the USA after Trump won, according to new report.

She's in the UK now and plans to never return. 🥳🎉

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

Not being able to play basketball for 40 minutes two nights in a row as a professional athlete will always sound crazy to me. I see mfs at the gym hoopin every day for like 3 hours lol

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BREAKING: Joel Embiid and Paul George are out for tonight’s back-to-back game against the 12-0 Cavs due to load management, via ESPN

Another great matchup ruined…

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

@SouthpauzArt Lmaoo you sound mentally stable

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

Then why tf he don’t say this to Draymond lol

[NO SAUCES ENT.  @b0y1da_]

Podz trying to argue with the ref and Kerr told him “I don’t care.. just play!” Lmaoo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, it is now illegal to require voter ID in California!

They just made PREVENTING voter fraud against the law.

The Joker is in charge.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

The mad blind rivalry of the two political parties is snuffing out the soul of our nation.

This rivalry distracts us from our real problems—the $34 trillion dollar debt; the destructive merger of state and corporate power; our declining health; the epidemic of addiction; the growing war machine; widespread soil degradation; the fact that fifty-seven percent of Americans cannot put their hands on a thousand dollars during an emergency.

Instead of focusing on these critical issues, politicians direct our attention toward divisive culture war issues such as abortion, transgender athletes, gun control. We then discharge our anxiety and rage onto these issues, and especially those who hold opposing views on them. Thus distracted, the public offers little resistance to its ongoing robbery at the hands of elite corporate interests.

Step outside the culture war. Step outside the politics of hating the other side. Vote independent in 2024! #Kennedy24

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It also doesn't really matter if it's Kamala, Newsom, Whitmer etc. The point is the same. A small select group of people decided they get to handpick the Presidential candidate rather than have people vote for the candidate. It's insane and calculated.

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

@Muse_DeMar I would prioritize defense at this point. Kuz has a tendency to shot chuck that takes away from the flow of the offense we already have. And it’s not like he brings in a mature winning culture presence to help influence other guys so he can’t even be a personality hire.

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

Crazy that role players are eligible for $100m contracts now. In 20 years half of the worlds billionaires are just gonna be ex-NBA role players😂

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Isaiah Hartenstein could receive up to $100M in free agency, per @JakeLFischer

“League executives and cap strategists are projecting Hartenstein will be able to draw at least $80 million, and perhaps upward of $100 million, from a team hoping to steal Hartenstein from Madison Square Garden.”

(Via https://t.co/IpVuT1gBco)

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

How many celebrities were suppose to be on this flight?🙄 him and like 10 other actors have the same story. When have you ever been on any American Airlines flight and it’s filled with Hollywood lol

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane was supposed to board American Airlines Flight 11 on September 9th 2001, but missed the flight because he was hungover.

McFarlane booked the next flight and had a nap in the airport lounge. When we woke up, he discovered that the plane he was supposed to be on had just flew into the North Tower of the World Trade Complex.

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Cannot believe they teased us with a subplot about Darth Maul leading various Crime Syndicates, only to never really follow up on it again.

[Jonathan Hayes @TheeJayHaze]

Professional yapper

[Who’s Doug? @Deeg_Doug]

The mcu ran hollywood for a decade and not a single villain ever came close to what Austin Butler accomplished as Feyd-Rautha. Dune 2 is a spectacle to experience. Go see it in Dolby.

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Fully convinced that if you grew up with the Star Wars Prequels, one of the guys was your favorite Jedi for no explainable reason

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

I’ve never heard a commentator get mad at his partner on live TV like this 😭

[𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑭𝑭 @RunWithFox]

Domantas Sabonis tonight vs Pisstons

37 PTS
10 REBS
13 ASTS
3 STLS
16/21 FG

Are you sure it’s not that hard @JalenDuren

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This is crazy 😳