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[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Landing no flips to the kids bop version of Lucid Dreams is sooooo funny. I love them, they have no idea that they are true comedic geniuses in my world

[cowboy 𐚁 @cowboyling]

@bymeg This must be how Italians felt for centuries….

[bailey ☻ @bai1_ey]

gonna have dreams about Opus Ayo Edebiri in that yellow Prada dress

[Anti @antipiker]

PERMISSION TO BOUNCE ON IT YOUR HONOR

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Did Luigi Mangione get his eyebrows done and a shape-up while he was in lockup???

[megan @chismosavirus]

u can always tell when a man is dating someone new. why you going to aquarium and griffith observatory

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

edward cullen in class having to learn about the spanish influenza for the 57th time like it wasn’t the thing that killed him

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like extras in CLUELESS (1995) that Cher would dissuade Tai from hanging out with

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

this is the darkest fucking thing i've read in a week

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when a man tells me he uses myfitnesspal i’m like uh oh! you’re in danger!

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Still unequivocally one of the funniest things of all time

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I love how the song “Promiscuous” is a couple of sluts talking shop

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The way this could go either way is actually incredible.

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Edgar Allen Poe in 1845

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

you wouldn't even notice the fit if it was on someone else. but put it on a guy with a perfect body and everyone goes nuts

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

jonas brothers are not sexy bc they reek of Boy Mom parenting. they always look like they just drank milk