Kabs

Property Matchmaker | Residential & Commercial.
Farmer/Barista/Mechanic/Bike enthusiast. Father/Husband/Brother/Son. Mūmbúí wã mbàŕí yã mbūū.

[૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა (Ghost’s version) @rottingdogz]

“Ass or tits?”

Idk man maybe the way her tone becomes soft and gentle when she notices I’m not okay

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

First time I ever seen butt cleavage

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Are men allowed to assume every woman is a whore?

[vee is trying… @Dr__Giran]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.

[Pie 👑💧 @pienotacake]

"you cant fix her" i dont wanna fix her i wanna FUCK her!! im a pervert not a fucking therapist

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

I have no desire to prove to any girl that im the best option

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I don’t wanna control nobody. if you wanna fuck up something good, that’s on you

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

Uzuri ni Standard will take their pics, zoom and make a crazier headline. Then they will do a whole special with the same faces telling us where they came from and a clip of them being paid

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

In 2022, Ruto’s team (led by Murkomen) loudly demanded the SGR contract be made public, promising full transparency on a deal they claimed was corrupt. Fast forward to today, and the same team refuses to publish the Lamu Dangote refinery deal.
​The duality of man in full display.

[DURK @durk8xn]

my attitude is so fucking bad when im annoyed thats why i just stay quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nazaré Amarga @NazareAmarga]

Eu seria exatamente assim se fosse um gato.

[kay 𑣲⋆ @kluvvsu]

life be tryna fuck me but i’m a freak

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

Smoking while on Twitter like reading the newspaper in the morning 🤣🤣🤣

[Mel Gibson @MelGibsonstory]

Japan and Germany got totally destroyed in WW2.

But their kids didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for yours.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I would like to formally apologize to every adult I silently judged as a child for saying they were tired all the time.

I honestly didn’t have all the information.

[Bravo 🦍 @WhoTfIsBravo]

My son grounded no phone no PS5 and that nigga upstairs in his room lifting weights like he in prison I’m CRINE 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

The real purpose of wealth is to become a kid again. To have the freedom to follow your curiosity and do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want.

[` @schiz04renic]

i have literally “0” interest in other people’s lives so it annoys me when they get too involved in mine

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down