ghosty ghost woo woo

I do the acting, I do the writing, I do the voices「3x Pushcart Prize Nominee」「@kundiman fellow」（any pronouns)

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

If you’re here, you probably want:

⭐️ to read me (https://t.co/5qYULiVg9y)

⭐️ to hear me (https://t.co/b9owRgGetU)

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Wait is Meccha Chameleon basically just “Peeta Mellark, The Game”?

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Everyone in this bar is cheering for the Knicks and my boyfriend’s boss is loudly cheering for the Spurs

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

All the Feng shui tips online are like things your mom would tell you to do when cleaning your room. Where’s the dark magic Feng shui, where people are afraid to rob your house bc the layout will give them diarrhea

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

I won’t say when I’m rich, but there will be signs.

Namely, a historically accurate working recreation of Zheng Yi Sao’s personal flagship, which qualifies for a boat write-off under the current tax code, will magically appear in the Long Beach harbor.

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Disclaimer: I haven’t played it yet but from all the clips I keep seeing I feel like Crimson Desert is just “Trolling The Game: The Game”

[Darth Microtransaction @DarthMicroT]

you can 1 shot bosses with a tree in Crimson Desert

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

And like the elves are literally leaving to go the heaven? And you’re telling me Elrond can’t be like, “i don’t need this where I’m going, you need this more than I do” ????

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

I really feel for Boromir??? Like did you know Galadriel, Elrond, and Gandalf ALL have Sauron rings?? And Boromir is like look, our country is literally bordering the Bad Stuff, we’re always at war, why can’t we have a ring?

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

And they’re like like naw, you’re the bad guy for even suggesting it?? Meanwhile Galadriel is flashing her Nenya to Frodo being like “hehe, twinsies” ???

I just -

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Also everyone in the Fellowship is basically just a different kind of himbo

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

I think part of the reason LOTR got so popular is because every 5 seconds a man is doing a smoulder

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Galadriel is MARRIED?!? To a dude?!?

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

Frodo kinda looks like a girl named Margaret

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

I wonder if this is why some men are so anti stopping fat shaming. You’re taking away from them a beloved pastime

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

One of men’s favorite pastimes is to look down at their belly, pinch the pudge, and yell at someone to “LOOK AT THIS”

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

And FYI, if you are the one who is being commanded to look, the “right” answer is ironically not “I don’t see anything” “looks normal/fine.”

The Right Answer Men Crave is apparently “you fatass. You’re gonna have to work hard to get rid of that”

[amy @Amarghh]

Did Umbreon inspired eyeshadow for Pokemon Day but when i close my eyes I look like the Nightman ffs

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

Time to learn to ode

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

How does everyone else have cute and dainty ivy while mine looks like something that indicates where the “evil land” begins

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

My mom used to stonewall me all the time as a child and in retrospect, that’s a crazy thing to do. It’s basically getting into a competition with your child about who can be more traumatized

[ghosty ghost woo woo @theelainewrites]

One of the things Josh finds most annoying about me is that I took Latin in high school