German Chocolate Cake Eater

I’m here to laugh and observe.

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

Then to top it off the shoes they mistakenly sent are @Nike Slides that are too fucking small for me.

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

Then to top it off they’re @nike

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

Everytime I've used @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care it's been an absolute nightmare. Within one day, I've had a driver cancel my order. Another randomly canceled. Then Customer Service tell me I'll be compensated but they won't tell me how much. Never again!!!

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

@Marlea_Ly yes ma'am

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chef Tini stuns for her wedding. 💍

[Nina @GoldenFlower773]

i hate when ppl refer to Chicago downtown as “the city”. This ain't New York..all sides are apart of the city

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

@JerzeeAj @TheHeyTonyTV Elroy is sending me!!

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

And just like that my Twitter era is gone. It’s been fun and everlasting in my memory. While I won’t be deleting my account YET. I will no longer be active.

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

LMAO GIRL

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tyla tells Bravo what her guilty pleasure is:

“Coke. Not coke coke! Coca Cola!”

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

That balance is a mfer

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Cutting someone out of your life can be an act of self protection or an act of avoidance.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The video on tiktok where the little girl is visiting the cow farm, points to a cow & tells her mom “skin the burger” and the mom says “that’s a cow don’t call it a burger” & in response the little girl says “cheese on mine” & wobbles away is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

someone accidentally started a silent book club and I truly believe this could heal our country.

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

So how we know yall ain’t lying…

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Humans are bioluminescent and actually glow in the dark

However, the light is too faint for our eyes to detect

[Cherise 💕 @cherisemonet93]

As a Guyanese American - give Black Americans a break. Like good damn. Everyone betrayed them and they have the right to be angry as hell.

[armando l sanchez @mandophotos]

A very Chicago sun set.

A woman stands near the 2800 block of North Elston Avenue as the sun sets Tuesday evening in Chicago.

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

Can’t save those who don’t wanna be saved. They literally argue with people.

[Cultural Tastemaker. @VonnDaStark]

Successful Black girls it’s time we sit and have a talk that y’all not ready to have…
Skai Jackson is the last straw for me

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

April Perry, the former prosecutor whose nomination to become Chicago’s first female U.S. attorney was blocked by Vice President-elect JD Vance, has been confirmed by the U.S. Senate instead as a federal district court judge. https://t.co/kOdy9S6W0o

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

Dramatic much

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Swatting a fly without killing it could potentially cause it to experience pain for the rest of its life

[German Chocolate Cake Eater @theelearenee]

LMAOOO please go to hell

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

We Will Rise.