TheElliotte

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I've always wanted to be Han Solo. Never thought about that meaning I'd be reluctantly pulled into a resistance. Just wanted a spaceship

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@JesusHSchvice @smoothatonalsnd Think i just found my Halloween costume!!

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Check out my @benandjerrys inspired skate trick called “Split Open and Melt Showtime” which combines my NYC pride with my love for Burlington, VT things: Phish, Phish Food and the Vermont Expos!
What time is it? Showtime!
#chunkydunky #contest

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@JesusHSchvice Yeah. He’s “ok”. But Peter Scolari is a comedic genius.

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@winebibbing @JesusHSchvice @Dianna_2Ns @DustinThenJames @beckymayyy @Jacquikap @BLawrence42 @daltfitz @JordanSheldon3 @HappyBee3 Phone my face!

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@JesusHSchvice @laflaca428 Ouch

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Trying to house this lunch before either losing my appetite or dancing in the streets!

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Did he just say that?!!

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@winebibbing @beckymayyy @harharbinks @HappyBee3 Ye all know my spanish name is el(li)ote(s), right?

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@bluebird1059 @aaronweber5 @FOX29philly Always guess a woman’s age and assume she is pregnant #2019

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@synthphunk When we asked what my 2yr old nephew wanted for breakfast this morning his response was “PICKLE!”. The benefits of being such sweet people I suppose.

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@HappyBee3 @hiphopslop_ @winebibbing I’ve never been more jealous of anything in my entire life. #DancedDirty

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Clerk: Really? An 8oz bag of Chamomile will be pretty big. Me:Do I not look like someone who’s seen bagged ounces of flowers before?

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Today I just want to know who’s pitching and which one’s catching. We’ll talk about chores later. #priorities #Phillies

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Sometimes it feels like it’s always the Pigs’ year! #merrynewyear

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@JesusHSchvice @musicloverchick Elliotte: Orchestral American male

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Live From New York. It’s Saturday And!

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Trading my two 200Levels for your 1 GA for Marshmello @Fortnite Pavilion

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@JesusHSchvice Mmmm. I can almost smell the buttholes

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@synthphunk Who IS that person indeed. I heard they had a pair for us! LOL

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@JesusHSchvice Digital Underground-Humpty Dance Aduuuureea duuurah Aduuuureea duuurah #besthiphopbasslines