Father to a toolmaker’s son

This is the account where I post the things that would destroy my career if posted on main

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

Man goes to doctor, says he suffers from Long Corbyn, despairs about Labour’s hopes of ever winning an election again.
Doctor says “The great, forensic QC, Sir Kier Starmer is in town. Go and see him.”
Man bursts into tears: “But doctor, I am Sir Kier Starmer!”

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@it_was_my_cat @TheFemoid Does Brexit mean anything to you?

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@JamesMacTavish7 @TheFemoid John Swinney is Pakistani?

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@Ih8sm2 @ucl190512 @_EFCCarlos_ If the bottom 4 have three draws they’ll still be on neutral goal difference, which we won’t be after two defeats

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@haveigotnews Haha! It’s funny because rape

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

imagine there was a 5th Beatle who couldn’t play an instrument, had a worse voice than the others, didn’t write any of the music, tried to dissuade the band from making Revolver, purposefully sabotaged Sgt. Pepper from ever being finished, was a rapist, and they couldn’t fire him

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

Hunter Biden's not his father. He's his own man. They cheered for him.

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[Josh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jhendy_10]

Steve Clarke and the Scotland boys trying to see the England team

[sarah @sarah_frags]

this app could be single handedly destroying my mental health and i would never fucking uninstall it because every few days The Transcendental Post will appear and for a brief fleeting moment our souls are freed from samsara as we gaze upon it in awe

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@B_Ganger_3 @samuellventress @Zonal_Marking That’s easier said than done

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@BielsaBall The context of it being the final and the end to Zidane’s career vs something Suarez has history for makes it more mad for me.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

This is exactly what The Fablemans is about

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Minionese, Shocks Gru and Staff

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@justinwlacy @EPM106 If memory serves, in the novelisation, Jar Jar is essentially brought along for diversity as he helps the group blend in, in a way they would not if it was all Naboo royal guard

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@ArsenalRHB @Arsenal Are you proud to be English?

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

They should make another Epic Movie where he man, mandalorian, Nikki obsession, and Michael jackson are all in the backrooms #retweet

[Father to a toolmaker’s son @TheElmoBird]

@chewielouie80 @ste57165 @90MinuteCynic In midfield?