paul the gardener

one time when i was little i hit a wall and my tooth fell out

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

PB=poopbutt

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Holy shit Will Smith just knocked out Billie Eilish

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

seeing jared leto front row at a ufc event feels weird for some reason

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

annies mac and cheese is trash I don’t care

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

never pull my pants past my thighs on the toilet.somethings off about having my knees out when I poop .

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Work is effort to achieve a result. Keep that in mind when working on yourself or a relationship. If there is no effort, it’s more than likely not working.

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

One time when I was working at five guys the dude next to me stopped the whole line to show us his brass knuckles

[Bryan @cosmicBILLY77]

greg abbott passed a “pro-life” law in the same week that he prohibited public schools from requiring masks, when kids under 12 cant even get vaccinated.

[. @aishaiiv]

Daisugi - the Japanese forestry technique of growing trees out of other trees

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

he’s really just a dude

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the guy who played Spider in School of Rock is now the district attorney of Tyler County, Texas, and now we’re all just going to have to live with this information forever

[ִֶָ @captnmarvl]

the cultural impact of her is not spoken about enough

[khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib]

For my tweeter followers ✊️

[𓂀aej369 @aj2curious]

im sleepys

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

if he doesn’t eat cucumbers don’t trust him. that really DOES make sense<<<

[τροχός 🌿 @burnfrenchtoast]

@phoebe_bridgers

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Let him blast a cigg man. He is already in prison

[Hervey @Hervvee]

Ordered Five Guys through DoorDash I should've just bought a yacht smh

[paul the gardener @theelvenstar]

this rarely happened to me bc i was a bum who just inhabited classrooms