Megan Thee Salad

meow / wuff || VP @ INFAMOUS PR || Professional Pet Caretaker

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@TravisHolcombe beam me up always hits !

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Remember the week the Dodgers won the World Series and we all just went around blasting They Not Like Us

I’d like to get back to feeling that way again :(

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What a way for 2025 to start

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Nothing I love seeing more than Alex Verdugo slipping up

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

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lovely transition to Franz @TravisHolcombe

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Summer ☀️

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2024 when I’m torn between focusing my energy on a new cat or new man

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i would choose death

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if you had to be stuck listening to Chris Collingsworth or Joe Buck for the rest of your life what would you choose

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If there’s anything 2023 has taught me … YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU THINK

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The first thing I saw today was a coyote and dead cat carcass which was a pretty good indicator of how the rest of the day would go

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👀👀👀👀

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not being a cat owner has made me feel like i'm not completely myself :(

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@heavyaccents ❤️

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RIP Reggie ❤️😥❤️

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He’s my new favorite

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Triston Casas. That's it. That's the tweet.

[Julian McWilliams @byJulianMack]

Triston Casas is seen here wearing red fingernail/white toenail polish. Said he will likely rock this look during the season. That’s my content for the day.

[Megan Thee Salad @theemegasaurus]

“Can I see your ID because you look really young” is absolutely the best thing anyone can say to me on the family vacation keep it coming

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Mothers Day with my son