Emily Borst

I write plays and sometimes act in them. They/Them 🏳️‍🌈

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Show confirms lesbian character is a lesbian. Emily is still excited. More at 11:00. #TheMarvelousMrsMaisel

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Greg!! #OverTheGardenWall

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Obsessed that Tiffany and Brett have so little drama that they had to manufacture drama about pants tailoring so that something would happen in their segment #LoveIsBlind

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Someone tell me when gay stuff happens on Rise of the Pink Ladies because I wanted to power through until that moment but I simply cannot

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Picture this: my girlfriend informs me while watching Jesus Christ Superstar that they know almost nothing about the Bible and I have to try to remember the Bible from the eight years of Catholic school I had ten years ago

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JACKIE WHY ARE YOU SO SELF DESTRUCTIVE?? BABE. BABE PLEASE. I AM YELLING.

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Yesterday I deleted Twitter from my Home Screen for my mental health and now I am back on it because I have to SCREAM about Love is Blind. I SIMPLY HAVE TO.

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Do you think if I write a really nice letter to the Cincinnati Pops they’ll produce a concert version of Titanic like they’re doing for Ragtime?

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*text my girlfriend in the middle of their workday because I am TOO EXCITED about the Barbie Movie*

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I am so sorry but you cannot tell me that Paul is not just Cole in a wig #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind4

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NOT ME HAVING BEEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL LONG ENOUGH FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL TO BE DOING MY SENIOR YEAR MUSICAL AGAIN

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always

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i want taylor to perform 3 sad virgins on tour.

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My two most viral tweets have now been a picture of my Jenifer Prince sapphic art wall and a picture of my embroidery of Muffin from Bluey. If I’m anything, I’m on brand.

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Muffin Cone is something so important to me @OfficialBlueyTV

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If Susie doesn’t get a girlfriend in the final season of Mrs Maisel why are they even making it

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I know they are *technically* called this, but referring to my embroidery as “samplers” sure does make me feel like an American Girl Doll