Emily

I hate it here

[Emily @theemilypatton]

@savvmariiee I’m sitting in bed cackling 😂😂😂

[Emily @theemilypatton]

Savannah has one leg now

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Women prefer “I want you to come” vs. “If you want to come” because the ‘If you want’ often feels like “That wasn’t my plan initially but since you insisted, why not.” And It (can) feel like you’re intruding. it’s not hard to grasp why folks need that clarity.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I choose to believe crop circles are real because I love the thought of aliens coming to earth and then being like “now time for some arts and crafts”

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

When someone says they don’t like me...OUCH😩 you hit me right where idgaf😂

[Emily @theemilypatton]

Just some wholesome content from my grandpa to start the new year😂😂💛

[prance @bocxtop]

im at a nye party and it feels GOOD. we cant let the bs from 2020 stop us anymore. watching the fireworks wit all these people is making my chest tighten, in joy. and I’m so overwhelmed I’m having difficulty breathing. like so excited for 2020 I can barely taste my drink anymore

[Emily @theemilypatton]

@savvmariiee Stop🥲🥺

[Emily @theemilypatton]

Messy bun and glasses 🤓💛

[gia 🧸 @crybabyyfairy]

!!!!! baby cow taking a bath !!!!!

[Emily @theemilypatton]

Hello my name is Emily, I’m 22, drunk off of spiked hot chocolate, and I don’t know how to cross my eyes.

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

[Emily @theemilypatton]

Dale did say he was changing the locks😂

[Emily @theemilypatton]

No words

[Emily @theemilypatton]

I officially have a “my side of the bed” and “Savannah’s side of the bed” 😂😂😂😂