Emma ✨

I am just another dot in the world 🔮 She/Her 👩🏻‍🦰

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

I can't let my mother see me cry over a dead rockstar!

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

I liked the first part of the opening ceremony and the flag parade but the rest is giving me the ick 😬

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Dua Lipa getting married 5 weeks before me in the exact same spot?!

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Yes the bus to Dublin was always busy so naturally Expressway cancelled it.

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Engl*nd using the Beatles to promote their World Cup squad feels like a hate crime!!

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Oh Christ they’re going to be even more insufferable now aren’t they

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Liam Delap is on there is no limit to the suffering

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

In the second half I’ve witnessed a city goal, a city fan’s arse crack and then the commentators announce Garnacho is warming up! Have I not suffered enough?

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

I don’t even want to watch the FA cup final today, I have a horrible feeling about it! But yet here I am in tuned into BBC an hour and a half before kick off!!!

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Boreham wood fans singing “we’re are going up” only to concede in the 97 minute 🫣

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

If I end up with a reform councillor I will make their work life hell! Any small inconvenience and they will be hearing from me

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

No matter what happens in the UCL final, remember that Chelsea will be Champions of the World.

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Each A*sen*l victory is made 10 times worse by our neighbour who we can hear cheering through the thin walls

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

@neilred42 Your years of torment have come good, you must be buzzing with Utd this season

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

On the plus side I can never be accused of being a glory hunter, cause here I am still cheering for Chelsea

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Well that’s May’s goal of the month sorted 👍🏻

[Shinji 🇨🇺 @ShinjiTheCuban]

Nothing annoys me more than this performative Beatles hate. Like be so fucking for real they are one of, if not the best band to ever do it, just because you have bad taste in music doesn't change that.

[Emma ✨ @theemmanolan]

Overheard the Arsenal fan at work saying last nights UCL match was bad?!

[taimur @taimurabdaal]

If you can’t handle londonmaxxing in November then you don’t deserve londonmaxxing in April

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Every time it comes round to changing a coach:

[Erin Grieve @ErinGrieve17]

If I was paying taxes I’d be pretty happy for some of that to go towards children getting a slice of toast and an apple because their parents need to get to work before school starts. What a bizarre thing to be angry about.