splintered

Need some ass, quickly

[splintered @theemuffmuncher]

✨Books of 2025 thread✨:

[itstems @temsstyle]

You're not stuck forever.

Soon you'll land a good-paying job you actually enjoy and life will feel worth living again.

[beto @soltarambigue]

sou ela 100%

[IJ💕 @liz_hijay]

I disagree.

Schedule me for 6pm on Wednesday let me lose focus at work all through the day and almost die of anticipation.

You people don’t know ball.

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

I just fuck wit the woman who choose me not the one who needs an ego boost

[jojo @_jwigz]

disagree. schedule me for friday at 7 please. thanks!

[Mar 🪬 @lagatavampira]

No estamos en condiciones de ignorarlo

[ZeroTrace @empiremike_]

"at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took."

Anonymous

[Damien Echols @damienechols]

Some of humanity’s oldest myths contain the same warning: not to look back. Lot’s wife looks back at the world she was leaving and turns into a pillar of salt. Orpheus looks back for Eurydice before they have completely escaped the underworld and loses her. In Japanese mythology Izanagi looks back at Izanami in the land of the dead and discovers that the woman he remembers no longer exists. Different cultures, different stories, but all have the same message….that there are thresholds in life that can only be crossed by accepting that what was behind you is gone.

This doesn’t mean we have to forget the past. But it does mean refusing to live there. The past can teach you, shape you, and become material for the Great Work, but it cannot be inhabited again. We become frozen when we keep trying to resurrect an old relationship, an old life, an old identity, or an old version of ourselves. Transformation requires something to die so that something else can be born. Sometimes the final test of an initiation is simply this: can you keep walking without turning around?

[splintered @theemuffmuncher]

@thelocaljackass Facts bc who tf eating that

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Any variation of “They’ll put/build _____ in your ass” is hilarious to me lmaoo

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

we should all start texting each other like old-time explorers.
“dearest friend, i have survived another day.
the horrors persist.”

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

as the creator of this meme hello @netflix where is my invite to the magician's nephew premiere

[ابو سارادا 🇸🇴🇩🇯 @SomaliSasuke]

Saudi Arabia: “BRO WE ARE UNDER ATTACK DO SOMETHING WE ARE IN AN ALLIANCE!!!!!”

Pakistani Ministry of Defense:

[Sam | Playing Splatoon 3 @SideOrderTester]

Wow falcon and the winter soldier were right on the money with that quote

[Messy Matt 🐂 🌙 @PunkyIggy]

When you order something spicy and it actually has a layered spice flavor profile instead of neon red chili oil thrown in it

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[splintered @theemuffmuncher]

Oh!

[Esqueefies @ZiSibiya]

She's claiming l slept with her man as if we even had time to sleep.
Sis your man is a beast.😫

[splintered @theemuffmuncher]

@NyxSmols Happy Birfday! Many balloons