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If only dying malls would add a simple green space for kids to run around, malls would be back in business! @simonmalls

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Anyone else hate that time of the year when it’s not your toddler that wakes you up but the 436 birds chirping outside your bedroom window. #momlife

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@BMO please DO BETTER. My friend’s account was frozen due to an employee error. Instead of immediately resolving, the branch manager refused to answer her phone and she’s still with no access to her money FOUR days later. How is this acceptable? #dobetter #bankingproblems

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@Wendys - Sesame is the ninth most common food allergen. Now that the #FASTERact is about to go into effect, you add sesame flour to your buns? Our one SAFE take out foods is no longer safe. Please reconsider #allergyawareness #sesameallergy

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Someone told me I should get a baby hip seat carrier to carry my seven month old. What they don’t know is, I already got a hip seat - it’s called the mom pooch

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Went to Costco with a list of eight items. Came home with ten boxes of crap and a $1,134 receipt. #costco

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Just watching my husband make a green f’ing smoothie for dinner while I snack on a whole box of mini ice cream cones from traders joes. That’s what you call balance in a relationship #relationshipgoals #theeninav

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Me: here, take my life savings
Daycare: here, have another virus

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@amazon They’re back to the ‘save for later cart - along with $1,436 worth of other stuff I need 😂.

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ME: hesitant on purchasing an $8 pack of socks for myself
ALSO ME: no hesitation purchasing $324 of random toys and shit off Amazon for my kids

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TIP —> Don’t waste time steaming that broccoli for dinner bc your kids only gonna eat candy, more candy, and a shit ton more candy. -naive mom of a 3 y/o who went trick or treating for the first time.

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Anyone else glad they made the decision to buy their toddler a full size bed only to get a sliver in the corner when you have to lay with them when they’re sick. Don’t worry about dear ole ma, Billy, I’m good.

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Dropped my kid off at daycare this morning and let me tell you, the kid just walked in, nbd. So I RAN son. I RAN

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That feeling when you have your show queued up, your dinners hot and ready to be eaten. Only to sit down and accidentally turn the tv off

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Who thought- hey you have to spend Monday with your kids because it’s a holiday so let add to the fun and give them Friday off too.

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My three year old came downstairs this morning and asked me for the vacuum because he found some crumbs. My heart is bursting with happiness. That is all.

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I’m at that age where running on the treadmill for the first time in years causes you to pull a muscle in your shoulder.

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Why does my husband insist on using pillows that feel like they have 30 pounds of sand in them?

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My three year just told me that this was his house and he’s letting me live in it. << the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard

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Why is there so much glitter on dressing room floors? Like, did someone just take a jar of glitter and dump it there?