THE GREATEST ALLY™

words, they do things
he/him

[Keep on smiling :D @Chucko_El_Fucko]

@NoLifeJordan69 Even then their map is complete bullshit, here's the actual 2025 results

[NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 @NoLifeJordan69]

Land doesn’t vote final boss

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

1000 Zohran’s have bloomed

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

Ok to be clear, this is what Justin Trudeau was supposed to be doing the whole time. Being Prime Minister of Canada was the anomaly.

[Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox]

Some good signs from the No Jets celebration…

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

calm tf down, samsung washing machine

[agnès varda fan account @dr_kai_phd]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

it all started with a random chat and now you mean the world to me

[Neet @neet_sol]

Sending emails at work? Like the thing Epstein did?

[reia 💕💫 @reiaposting]

they're dropping go train edits on tiktok now

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

can’t believe the planet of the bass dude had another heater like this stored up

have watched this like 20 times

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

my sister out here calling my non-binary fiancé her “other-in-law” it’s actually pretty funny