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@soilycompany WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I LOVE?????

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BREAKING NEWS:

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‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is officially shutting down, the game announced in a new TikTok.

The game will be removed from download on October 30. Its online servers will shut down on January 29, 2027, but players who already have it installed can still play offline.

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@cockdickballsac I’M OVER EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG

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My contribution to the greenfield lesbian bar story: one of the owners was the Smith college cheer coach. The other owner (in same polycule) made this mix for the showcase. It was deemed unusable for performance. Please listen to it it’s incredible

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BREAKING NEWS:

THE DEEP FERO STATE HAS PLANTED FLOCK BIRDS TO SPY ON INNOCENT PIERGOERS, WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END? #NEWAGEWEBTECHNOW #DESTROYTHEDEEPSTATE

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HE IS FRIENDS WITH THE EVIL ELITE, UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!

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@iliveforbread69 The Fart Left…. The. Woke. Arghhhh. Those darn left wing Labels…..

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Everything and everyone I love continues to be taken away from me.

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‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.

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@soilycompany YOU MOTHERFUCKER I AM AFTER YOU

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@cockdickballsac @soilycompany This will be you, puffer boy

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A small common blowfish or puffer fish in its defensive posture

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@iliveforbread69 @soilycompany @GeorgeHWBush @PressSec Brazil War 2030

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THE DEEP FERO STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRODUCTION OF VARIOUS SUBSTANCES, SUCH AS "COUGH MEDICINE" AND "THE JOEYY VAPE". THESE SUBSTANCES CONTAIN DANGEROUS CHEMICALS AND "CARFENTANIL". AT LEAST ONE PERSON HAS REPORTED THAT THEY SUFFER FROM JOEYY VAPE PSYCHOSIS.

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BREAKING NEWS:

THE ESTOPER TIMES HAS ACQUIRED FOOTAGE OF THE DEEP FERO STATE PLANTING "OPIOID TURKEYS" IN ASHMONT MASSACHUSETTS. THE OPIOID CRISIS IS ESCALATING DUE TO THE INCREASED DRUG TRADE IN THE US.

FOLLOW "THE ESTOPER TIMES" FOR MORE COLD BLOODED JOURNALISM @soilycompany

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@soilycompany @GeorgeHWBush @PressSec @CIA THIS IS WHAT YOUR COUNTRY HAS COME TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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@Rust9K WILL FEROMOUNT BE BOILED ALIVE DURING THIS STREAM??????

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@soilycompany THIS IS YOUR DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS:

THE DEEP FERO STATE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR REMOVING MULTIPLE WOMEN FROM COVER ARTS FROM SPECIFIC STREAMING SERVICES, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FROM THE FART LEFT!!!!!!

FOLLOW "THE ESTOPER TIMES" FOR TRUE AMERICAN JOURNALISM

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THE DEEP FERO STATE IS DOING THIS TO ME

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