THEO

fear me white boy

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Did you miss me?

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Now*

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Tommy just kissed Ellie, tried to kiss Priya….is not ready to lips Mibia??????? #LoveIslandUK

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RAN THROUGH AS FUCK WHAT THE HELL?????

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Moving to Kavan and Tommy but weren’t you just lipsing Lorenzo in bed??! #LoveIslandUK

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I was just saying Tommy and Ellie are lowkey cute and he’s moving to Priya….#LoveIslandUK

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Aidan huffing and puffing as if he still don’t want Ellie lowkey but she don’t want him 😭😭😭#LoveIslandUK

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Entered uncle mode for today

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At the family wedding and people are already coming up to me asking if I remember them (I don’t and haven’t seen them since I was a child)

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DUMPED THEM??! #LoveIslandUK

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Sam is moving crazy whattttt is going on????? 😭😭 #LoveIslandUK

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I love that this is giving Twilight book cover

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

If you were in it I would throw my life away

Positano, September 4, 7:04pm

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This is so everytime by Ariana coded to me https://t.co/EOhyvIGIY4

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@notshadely You always should cause you are!

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Baddie from the club I met 4 years ago unfollowed me on IG. Whatever happened to loyalty babes omg!

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Tommy revealing his last name is also Murphy #LoveIslandUK

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@katiethescammer They’re so buzzy to me omg

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Any suggestions?

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Right friends? Where are we shopping lately clothing/jewellery wise? I can’t just be resorting to ASOS bruh 💀

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@PopCrave OMFG

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Doctor Who fans rn