mkm

a LI girl addicted to bad tv, 80s/90s movies and cheese.

[Tara Watson @tara_watson_]

Millennial women have trust issues because we were told for three Bridget Jones movies that this woman wasn’t thin.

[Cloudbu$ter @kungfukenny2000]

joni mitchell you made your point.

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

This is one of my all-time favorite Buffy tiktoks, courtesy of the good folks over at @prophecy_girls

[mkm @theevilleaper]

for 20 bucks i will push your crying toddler down on the nyc sidewalk and say “welcome to ny bitch”

[ashley @MsSarahWalker]

splitting firefly lane season 2 into 2 parts with 6 months in-between is my fucking villain origin story. #FireflyLane

[mkm @theevilleaper]

one day i will finally cosplay a cherub baby in a victorian painting, i’ve already got the body for it

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@oberernst i happen to be taking notes in this particular call which is the only thing stopping me

[mkm @theevilleaper]

if everyone could hear what i was thinking on this Teams call they would hear fart noises and me repeatedly saying “i wish i was smoking right now.”

[mkm @theevilleaper]

the thing i love about love is the short hand language you inherit in the depths of a long term relationship, you always know without having to ask.

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@imkrystalraven @the_oysterdog @GoddammitBaz do not poke my pancake bear

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@imkrystalraven stick to the hotel!

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@taergsieam which ones?!

[mkm @theevilleaper]

thought these old ladies were talking shit about me at the cafe and one of them looks at me and goes “we are talking about you, but it’s about how beautiful your hair is!” 💁🏼‍♀️🥰 keep talking ladies

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@imkrystalraven @the_oysterdog fell into my lap, idk what you’re talking about

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@nerdist Quantum Leap

[mkm @theevilleaper]

you know you’re in Westchester county when the people treat the bakery like it’s a bar

[mkm @theevilleaper]

plants are happy

[mkm @theevilleaper]

realizing that basically all the music i listen to is inspired by the Donnie Darko soundtrack

[mkm @theevilleaper]

@imkrystalraven OMG WILL YOU?!

[mkm @theevilleaper]

my nails after my gel manicure has been on for 2 weeks