BP Oil Spill

If you say something stupid around me, I will tweet it.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i don’t like when yall suck politicians dicks. even if they “good guys”. that is a fuckin public servant and we can talk about they ass.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

This photo was published of the Prime Minister of Qatar, Vice President JD Vance and Jared Kushner. What’s the problem? Giving a foreign leader visual access to a USG laptop, while using someone else’s CAC to log in. Pure incompetence at every turn.

[Dick Whittler @WhittleDick_]

This bitch is high

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

It was 1995. Nobody gave a shit

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[The House that Kami Built @KamitronPTW]

He’s gonna stay in Milwaukee, sign an extension next month, then get named in the Kalshi insider trading scandal halfway through the season

[King Wow @KingWow]

I’m crying at the thought of a Kodak Black halftime show

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is, of course, what the Nazis said about the Jews.

[sean @_sn_n]

Republicans: We are the pro-life party

Also Republicans:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

I still remember 3 days of the internet doing math on oxygen supply working out if they could still be alive

[FERR0D @FERR0D__]

@TMZ Judge was looking at him in court like:

[IG: Urbanelegance @urban_elegance]

…and there’s your answer. #HappyPride

[wiz @hoodsy]

Have FIFA considered putting a Scotland match in Wisconsin or is that a catastrophic meeting of alcoholics?

[bitu @elbituuuu]

Argentina finalmente está siendo reconocida como el país mas racista del mundo

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

Two Europeans are about to have the most expensive Sunday ever

[Zachary 🏙️ @ZachIsHere]

Oh no

[BUCKSIN6 @elyisum13]

Bar pizza is top tier

[kharie @KHARIEMINAJ]

Yea cus yall play stick talk after every fucking song