The Exiled Draco

Director/Writer/Editor/Voice Actor
So basically, another youtuber who couldn't make it into Hollywood...Thank fuck, right?

[The Exiled Draco @theexileddraco]

https://t.co/sJX6yD7FLx

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Growing up is realizing that these two are the greatest villains in movie history.

[Ironwood🦝 @WerwulfFan]

Nolan portraying the Greek Gods as hallucinations rather than having them make tangible physical appearances is incredibly insulting, both to ancient Greek culture and to Homer himself, who was a deeply religious man.

The 1997 adaptation of The Odyssey is far superior.

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

Shiloh of Troy

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Elon: it says here we're spending $80b for "save the baby pandas"

treasury: yeah

Elon: hmm, well have we ever seen the pandas?

treasury: no

Elon: text them right now, ask for a photo of the pandas

treasury: uhhh, we're not allowed to do that

Elon: do they at least submit an invoice and have a "charitable Panda causes" code?

treasury: no

Elon: we don't even have invoice codes?! how do we know they have a contract with us

treasury: it's kinda the honor system with these NGOs

Elon: well how about an address, do they have an address

treasury: I already know you're not going to like this, it's in Somalia

Elon: 😑

[The Frog Mage @the_frog_mage]

ALWAYS ON THAT GRIND

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

"There are more people that die in Europe from heat deaths than people that die from gun deaths in America."

— Elon Musk

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"Fat people's opinions don't matter"

lol she's perfect for Asmongold

[Gaz @Septic_Sauce]

BREAKING: Leaked footage of all the PlayStation fans supporting removal of physical media

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Shiloh Hendrix is on trial for saying a word before DeCarlos Brown is for murder.

Insane.

[Luka @LukaLev]

Teaching that thug life early

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Here ya go.

[Anisnub @vjwhdg77447]

Miku and Teto

[Cute @cutecorestar]

😭✨

[Brainstorm @brainstorm_chan]

Fun fact:

[GB National @gb_national]

In Gateshead a young girl is blindfolded and dragged into an address by a grooming gang, she tries to escape but they drag her back.

Northumbria Police turn up 2 hours later, they don't put the men in cuffs and just allow one of them to come back up to her outside the address.

Northumbria Police were even offered this video as evidence but never came back to collect it. They commonly neglect evidence and then claim there isn't enough evidence to make any arrests.

[Dani @Dani_X0X6]

Stranger try Robot legs!!

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

IRAQ LOBSTER 👳🏼‍♂️🦞

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

Nolan's Odyssey lacks any sexuality whatsoever. Very sterile interaction between Matt Damon and Samantha Morton's Circe. Still nothing tops The Odyssey 97 and my favorite depiction of Circe.

Bernadette Peters is wildly fun to watch as she raises the stakes with Odysseus, loving the fact that her spell didn't work on him. She's got other tricks up her sleeve (or maybe up her peplos).

I appreciate the fact that Armand Assante's Odysseus has like -2 hesitation when he has to sleep with her. "Don't have to ask me twice. Of course, I am doing this for my men."

The Odyssey (1997) | Andrei Konchalovsky