Gets a pair of @Common_projects Chelsea boots and wear them to pick up my 3yo.
3yo: “Dad, what are those?”
Me: “My new boots! Do you like them?”
3yo: “No, they’re boring.”
Me: “Cool cool cool cool.”
Playing hide and seek with my boys in the park.
Elder dad: “Dad of the year, right there.”
Me: “Haha thanks!”
Turns around and can’t find my boys anywhere and begin to panic. #fatherhood