theeyeofbrown

dishing out life lessons from a bathroom near you.

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@baystaythickk My God.

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@chocoTaco

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@chocoTaco New mech showed up Christmas eve. Wore it under the matching family jams. MY WIFE HATES YOU.

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@iamaroadtrip Your ex should get half.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

For many teens/millennials, my timeline is the only father they’ve ever had.

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@iamaroadtrip That podcast money!

[Chad Shank @hdfatty]

I got so fucked up on Saturday that I was still drunk for all of Sunday and didn’t even hate myself until Monday

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@gregchaille You had one job

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@gregchaille

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@gregchaille Doug stanhope podcast that is.

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@gregchaille is there a new feed for the show? I've tried deleting and resubscribing but I can't get new eps?

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@Target If I can't pour the last of the chips into my mouth straight out of the bag I don't fuks wit chu.

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@hdfatty Did you explain why your kid is in the icu in a podcast? Did I miss one?

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@robdelaney @SharonHorgan #Catastrophe made me cry. #notgonnapassit #yellowoilbowls

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@DougBenson I was listening to a mini and you said Cap city right as I drove by it and I farted right at the end fart. #blessed #DLM #tx

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Someone snuck into my car and farted while I was pumping gas.

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@DougBenson You so fancy!

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Hey @motel6. What does this sign mean?

[Chad Shank @hdfatty]

Facebook was a lot easier to look at when fat women sold each other candles & incense instead of leggings #LuLaRoe