Dave Young

Mechanically inept motoring writer. @langportleveller @BusinessCarMgr @Business_Van

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@theyliveisreal @PaulSteveSamuel No it wasn’t. It was written to ensure “a well maintained militia” for the defence of the country before there was a standing army. It says it right there in the text. If you want to play with machine guns join the National Guard.....you know, the ACTUAL militia.

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@realDonaldTrump Oh look, cunty mccuntface is back....!!!!

What’s up Donnie? You shitting yourself now it turns out words have consequences too? YOU did that!! YOU caused it!! YOU incited it!! YOU can fucking pay for it before they drag your useless orange arse off to prison!!

#LockHimUpNow

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@realDonaldTrump It won’t happen. You’ve been trying to steal a landslide win since the election and you’ve failed. Now it’s time to go and have a chat with the FBI about your new room in Leavenworth..... 🤣🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump But Donnie....if you repeal section 230 that would make all the right wing websites liable for the bullshit they publish too 🤔 It’s only you that’s too dumb to figure out why the Republicans won’t get rid of it 😂😂😂

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@realDonaldTrump A “fact” your lapdog Rudy clearly stated wasn’t actually a fact in all those lawsuits. Didn’t he say none of your lawsuits were alleging fraud? Why is he telling the judges the complete opposite of all the bollocks you keep tweeting? Is it because you lost, Donnie 🤣🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump Couldn’t agree more.....Ian Rush is an absolute legend!!!!!

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@HaasF1Team And if it had been Geoff from Accounts I’m sure he’d have kept his job too 🤦‍♂️ What a colossally bad example to set to the kids watching F1 👏👏👏

And if there is a Geoff in Accounts I apologise. It’s purely coincidental and I’m sure you’re a perfectly decent bloke.

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@Mattisbrilliant My head says 4 but 13 year old me is wetting himself with excitement over number 3

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@Holbornlolz So I presume you won’t mind if everyone calls you Jemima Jaffapants from now on? It’s not as if you’ve got the right to decide how people address you....

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@Mattisbrilliant That’s playing at my funeral. And no, I’m not joking 😂😂

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@realDonaldTrump Is this the same Bolton that YOU employed? The one YOU made National Security Advisor?

If he’s one of the dumbest people in Washington what does that make the person who gave him a job in the first place?

Are you officially admitting to being dumb enough to hire an idiot 🤣

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@GaryLineker You need to be even older to remember when you played for one of them..... 😂😂

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@realDonaldTrump I’m sure you’re well aware that the UK also develops vaccines and that the UK was vaccinating people before the US.

You might like to think you’re years ahead of schedule but you couldn’t come first in that race either.

I’m sensing a theme here.....are you just a big loser 🤔

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@realDonaldTrump They put up with one stolen by the Russians for 4 years. This is just democracy making a correction as 81m people realised electing you was a fucking terrible idea 🤣🤣

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Why? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/jhJ6PWAWsu

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@realDonaldTrump At least you’re right about that 2nd part.

There never has been a sitting President issuing blatantly seditious statements aimed at undermining democracy, the rule of law, the integrity of the courts, and the legitimate voices of the 81m people who voted to fire your ass...!!!

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@KMCRadio @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden He seems above board and entirely trustworthy......

https://t.co/q5Q4Nc8YPn

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@Sportsmom24914 @BunnyFeetYeet @curtis_Ginhandl @uma240685843 @TheBlade187 @IndivisibleMich @RepPaulMitchell @DevinScillian Nice try, Wendy. Thanks for proving my point though. 🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Young @theeyeofreason]

@Sportsmom24914 @BunnyFeetYeet @curtis_Ginhandl @uma240685843 @TheBlade187 @IndivisibleMich @RepPaulMitchell @DevinScillian After that comment I’m damn sure you’ve got no idea what communism actually is..... 🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump As the electoral college is in the process of booting your ass out of the White House your AG decides it’s time to abandon ship 😂

Unless you threw a tantrum and fired him for telling the truth about the total lack of fraud in the election 🤔

Either way, you’re done 🤣🤣🤣