Faba

(fey-buh) I don't believe in opinions. Documentary filmmaker. Garbage tweets. #TeamTallahassee

[Faba @TheFaba]

Fuck if you feel me, you ain't got a choice
I ain't do no promo, still made all that noise
This year gon' be different, I set my intentions
I promise to slap all that hate out your voice

[Faba @TheFaba]

What if Jimbo is just hiring the most problematic OC he can so that he can fire him quickly amid the backlash and then resume play-calling duties?

[Faba @TheFaba]

Under Armour

Under Armoire

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

Explosive plays:
FSU, 104
UNC, 102
Lou, 90
WF, 81
Duke, 81
Cuse, 75
Mia, 75
Pitt, 75
GT, 70
Clem, 69 (not nice)
NCSU, 67
VT, 65
UVA, 65
BC, 64

Expl plays allowed:
Cuse, 48
FSU, 54
NCSU, 64
UVA, 66
Clem, 68
Pitt, 72
GT, 73
Mia, 73
Lville, 74
Duke, 74
WF, 77
VT, 78
BC, 81
UNC, 85

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

You simply must admire the fact that Elon could do anything he wants every minute for the rest of his life, but instead he dutifully logs in every morning to get kicked in the dick and balls all day by his $44 billion group thread

[Faba @TheFaba]

Why on earth did he want this app? Does he hate his money?

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

This is such a good look at the challenge of owning Twitter, with Elon cast not as the villain but the hapless idiot destined to fail at a job no one should want in the first place.
https://t.co/ThoJilPRPk

[Faba @TheFaba]

What happened to freedom of sp... 🤦‍♂️

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Twitter appears to be suspending accounts that parody the new CEO.

[Faba @TheFaba]

Ye, Kyrie, Elon, Johnny Depp, Trump...

None of these guys is as interesting as the My Lottery Dream Home guy.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are.

Whoopity do.

Please remember to eat arbys

[Faba @TheFaba]

Imagine paying $150+ for a random Twitter account. Sounds dumb right?

Now imagine doing that a few hundred million times.

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

Between "$8 for a check mark" and the NFT fad it's amazing how many tech dudes seem convinced that everyday people will pay actual money for arbitrary symbols of imaginary status.

[Southpaw Swade @SouthpawSwade]

Let Michael Cera play Blade.

[Faba @TheFaba]

WHAT HAPPENED TO QUAN? IT'S BEEN ALMOST 20 YEARS AND I STILL WANT TO KNOW!

[AT @primediscussion]

Middle Tennessee assumed victory formation against them boys. I don’t wanna hear shit ever again.

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

Are you not entertained?!?

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Anthony Richardson has zero touchdown passes and four interceptions in three games.

[Faba @TheFaba]

Lupe needs to go ahead and write a musical.

[Faba @TheFaba]

This is now Johnny Wilson's game.