John

Just an average guy. Nothing to see here

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@HuevosExMachina @Go4Grabsy Yeah, that's a hard pass on Hot Goblin Hash anyway. But righteous, dude! See you there!

[John @thefaceofjohn]

Where am I? It's so dark. It's been so long... Grabsy? Grabsy, where are you?!

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@BoringOldTyler @Go4Grabsy You know it makes me nervous when you "lol" so much, Grabsy...

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@Go4Grabsy When you say weird traffic, you meaaaan?

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@HuevosExMachina @Go4Grabsy Speaking of thermo, I am going to need some of those... what did you call them? Hotsauce egglets? Coming off a raging bender and need some huevos healing. Where's your van rn?

[John @thefaceofjohn]

Forget NA! All I need to quit cram forever is one night with a vapid, self-destructive teenager and an aging, pith helmeted drug addict..

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@MoonbiterShaman 'Bout Drekked my pants when you decided to explode those guys. Hah! Great work. Buried 'em. At least til next Halloween

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@Go4Grabsy Wait... your dad left? I'm sorry to hear that.

[John @thefaceofjohn]

@Go4Grabsy I can assure you there are alternative teeth-options available to you. ..Also, toothpaste... toothpaste is available to you